I know it's been trending for social media influencer types to talk about how much they love tacos (mostly skinny white chicks), but I'm more a fan of the burrito's fat uncle, aka "the burrito." Similar to tacos, yet more robust, the burrito can't be pigeon-holed into being consumed during a certain time of day: you can enjoy breakfast burritos, dinner burritos, lunch burritos...I even like "snack" burritos. But you know what? Burritos aren't all that "healthy" for you, if you do them right. Granted, there are all these imposter burritos rearing their healthy heads in restaurants across America - you know the kind I mean - what with the whole grain tortillas, black beans, and brown rice, etc. But "healthy" burritos are kinda like Christian music that copies the music of popular bands but changes the lyrics to say "Jesus" and removes all the swear words: you just know an imposter when you see it. For me, the true burrito, the one with refried beans and loads of cheese and carne asada and delicious homemade salsa made by my smiling mexican mamasita - this is the kind of life I want to live. Because life is oh so short. And speaking of death (abrupt, I know), here's a way to honor your one best life by not pissing off your relatives after you're gone: https://denni.biz/low-cost-trust
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